thecontradictoryoxymoron:

maggins:

i’m going to regret this post

SOMEONE FINALLY MADE IT

(via the-real-goddamazon)

beckpoppins:

meganhilty:

Anastasia

Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

(via the-real-goddamazon)

The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.

the-real-goddamazon:

whitachi:

chris evans - for flaunt magazine

The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of manpelt.com

I want to lick stuff off his body what is wrong with me.

I’m Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can’t I sleep?”

(Source: arthurconan-doyle, via starsandstark)

the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

(Source: siquia, via jospark)

snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs, via jospark)

jessicasimpsonvevo:

im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight

jessicasimpsonvevo:

im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight

(Source: dovga.com, via jospark)

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui


I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

(via ruinedchildhood)

the-real-goddamazon:

thepsychoemoreport:

svveden:

wassup man what aisle is the catnip on

HOW DO YOU EVEN REACT TO THIS?!?!

Niggas cleared out so fast.

the-real-goddamazon:

thepsychoemoreport:

svveden:

wassup man what aisle is the catnip on

HOW DO YOU EVEN REACT TO THIS?!?!

Niggas cleared out so fast.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

thisgingerischronic:

angrybabysitter:

look at his little feet lifting omg

omg

thisgingerischronic:

angrybabysitter:

look at his little feet lifting omg

omg

thisgingerischronic:

this makes me miss demetri so bad.

(Source: zteaching)

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